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Charlie reads Twilight.

veganpb:

notpants:

Apparently, American Apparel is aware of the issue because they’ve started printing this little message inside their leggings.  You know it’s serious when your dealer tells you you have a problem.

Submitted by: susangraceee

 Dude. It’s so true.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s fucking fast. Come on.  He’s a speed skater. That means J.R. Celski can put it in HARD AND FAST.  Think how good that would feel to have the power of an Olympian in each thrust.
2. He’s built like a Greek God. Damn, did Michaelangelo carve him?  No, he carved himself?  HOT DAMN.  And don’t forget that those muscles come from long hours of exercise, which means STAMINA AND ENDURANCE.  That’s right.  This athlete can undoubtably keep going at you all night long.
3. He can overcome. During the Olympic trials he survived a six inch gash to the bone that if it had gone any further would have hit a major artery and killed him, and slashed all of those beautiful muscles.  While the doctors told him walking would be hard to regain, he recovered fast enough to make the games and won a bronze medal.  Come on, you know you’d suck his dick and run your tongue down his now fully healed scar just for that.  If he can overcome a gash like that, he can do anything for you.
4. He’s intelligent. This isn’t some dumb jock with a hot face and nice body.  This is a highly intelligent guy with a hot face and damn sexy muscular body.  Yeah, he can string sentences together, but even more he’s going to California-Berkeley after Vancouver.  He’s got plans so you can spend your days in luxury and your nights cheering for him long after the crowds are gone.
5. That baby face. This is a boy you can bring home to mamma.  And while she’s fawning over his baby face she won’t even question what you are doing off alone when actually he’s got you up against a wall trying not to scream as he gives it to you deep.

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